- Me: It's so horrid outside. Ew. Absolutely dreadful.
- Everybody else: WOOT, 80 DEGREES. BEACH PARTYYY.
- Me: It's so beautiful outside! I love this weather!
- Everybody else: Ewww! It's like 50 degrees and raining and there's no sunshine!
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”